Warning, this post may be NSFW. Not really sure.
Humans exhibit a property called pareidolia, where we have a natural tendency to identify faces, even in regions where there aren't faces. Pareidolia explains such things as finding the Virgin Mary in a potato chip, or the face of Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich.
But there ought to be some term where people find phallic imagery in objects. Notably in food. Say, a baguette. Or a some slices of ham. Maybe even a potato.
God forbid that it actually be, you know, ballsy.