To which my friend replied, "I don't remember seeing those on the menu."
Of course, I was referring to these:
And not some dish made from a mixture of insects and chiropterid meat. Although I'm sure that would be delicious in a curry.
After laughing over the momentary confusion, my friend concluded,
"But I wouldn't put it past you to order it if it was on the menu."
Well put, sir.
*disclaimer: I paraphrased a bit.