Big Breasts

Did you know it's oyster season? It'll be a good foil for the bird. 

Because the American Thanksgiving tradition centers around the ready availability of a whole turkey, farmers need to anticipate the demand at this one point of the year. Not only that, but with the premium placed on the breast meat require turkeys to have consistently huge breasts: male or female. To the point that the birds are, well, too top heavy to mate. 

Not to worry - artificial insemination is the solution to both these problems. 

Gobble gobble.